Catchy headlines for a dating profile
If you like to laugh or make others laugh, a funny headline is the perfect advertisement.
A short one-liner will work, or create a funny anecdote about dating, like "Romantic men seem to be extinct. " This is a short quote, but most people will recognize it as a line from Ghostbusters. If you are an Elvis fan, you might try "Won't You Be My Teddy Bear?
If you're extinct, contact me now." If you can't think of anything, try quoting a bumper sticker or button. Try something like, "I may not be a 9, but I play one on the Internet."If you have a favorite book or movie, try using a quote from it. " These types of headlines might attract someone with similar tastes in movies or music.
Don't count out the tried-and-true method of the descriptive headline.
Use sport or hobby references only if they are part of what you are looking for in a mate.
Keep it simple, such as "More Addictive Than Potato Chips" or "Pick Me, Pick Me."A sense of humor is very attractive.
• Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree – I’m desperate to nail Jello to a tree! • If you don’t like coffee, there are always the movies and the baseball games!
Although you’re talking about yourself, you want to involve the other person as early as possible. Use all those neat tricks they taught you the words for in grade six: alliteration (“classy chick seeks cool ”), internal rhyme (“beautiful boy, but not just a toy”), or simply a pun (“ex-bar star seeks fellow red dwarf”) -avoid overly-weird cultural references, unless of course you’re looking for the other tattooed Agatha Christie fan from Boise, Idaho.
However, a tempered nod to a favourite film director or author can just scream "common interests"!
• Please don’t email me saying that you think I’m hot… • You think Lindsay Lohan or Kim Kardashian is hot and sexy? • Where to find my Gerard Butler from PS I Love You! • If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can’t then you better take a class or something.
• Not looking for short term.• You have some explaining to do!